Timeline since the end of my short but not very sweet jc life.

Here I go again, trying to satisfy chee's boredom by posting about random stuff about myself. Also, to update this stagnant fragment of the virtual world so as not to breed any mosquitoes. (This is not an attempt at a joke).


2005.11.18 : End of last A Level Paper. Yay, celebrating time. :) Rmbered it was some mcq.
2006.Jan: Begin work at some book company. Boring, boring, boring, but definitely beats what is to come later
2006.04.08: The historical turnabout, milestone, whatever shit you want to call this. At the evening of this day, I officially become a chao recruit of the Serve, And Fuck Off organisation.
2006.06: Fast forward to POP. No longer a chao recruit. Now a sai kang warrior. Hurray. Also begins the life of a radioman.
2006.08: Blissful life of fruit wars in bunks, delivery of mac,pizza,zhi char, sleeping in lectures and labs, playing solitaire, spider solitaire, freecell ( basically all the windows games), midnight hunts, has ended. Cursed the PC for his ineffectivenes.
2006.08.18: This day deserves a paragraph of its own.

On a fine morning when everything is seemingly normal, little do i know that it is just the beginning of an incessant period of horror, tears, blood, agony, cursing, pt,shouts of down-pes. With some brief moment of joy. Or should i say minuscule. The ominous atmosphere creeped me upon the very first step into The Hell Hole. There is definitely something wrong in here.

By the end of the evening, there is without a doubt. my f****** life is so bloody screwed. going across my mind like the marquee going across the screen in the windows screensaver.

2008.02.08: Fast forward to the Eve of Chinese New Year. End of The Hell Hole.
End of inhumane psychological torture given by the Asses ichi,ni,san,shi, See-O, Pee-Sissy, and definitely someone that goes ubiquitously by the name similar to the onomatopoeia of a car revving its engines( vroom vroom). And also, Physical ones. End of bunk cleaning, platoon cleaning, company cleaning,toilet cleaning, level cleaning, the area-infront-ofthebloodyneverdyingtreewhoconstantlyshedleavesasifitismockingus cleaning, the area-behind-company cleaning, the area-around-company-drains cleaning, the area-around-pullupbar-leaves-cleaning( although this was only done by a few, namely someone that goes with the same name as the one involved in the Twins scandal), battalion cleaning, garage cleaning. End of combingthecampformosquitoebreedingground activities. End of carrying 10-ton machines that emit radioactive waves that can't function after 100 metres. End of displaying our unwanted posessions packed on the ground.Keeping.Displaying.Keeping.Displaying. End of calling the starfish to bring down the rubbish. End of Pee-Aay. End of bunk life, which includes the fight for chee's bed, the fight for throwing of rubbish, no more bed slut activities, no more bed-fighting, no more trying to stuff cum-stained pillowcases into unused cupboards. End of shitty food that somehow cost an arm and a leg, including but not limited to mee-tai-mak, dried garlic noodles, weird hokkien mee. (at least i ate more fruits than i did at home)

Then again, no more omelette rice + egg + cutlet+ fried tofu + potato wedges. No more one-ball jokes. No more neck jokes. No more ugly jokes. No more 8-man mario kart races. No more juicy gossips. No more morning naps followed by afternoon naps. No more free badminton sessions. No more racist jokes. No more gay fights. No more food fights. No more tissue throwing fights. No more silly fights. No more laughing at 2 guys who shared the same bed for 1 year ++. No more chair throwing incidents. No more bike-buanging incidents. No more fat jokes. No more pet-ants. No more satanic spawns. No calm-shot-teo.

Come to think of it, it was such a waste of 2 whole years.

2008.02.08 onwards till 2008.June: I wanted to write about the agony of pre-matriculation, and yet i spend most of my time writing about army again. Oh well. Stay tuned for further updates. Off to watch 1 Litre of Tears which i had put on hold for a few weeks. Tears galore!!